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YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.

This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!

by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020


Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

by REALkj May 2, 2021

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Headshot Certified

Anybody who is professionally trained to fuck up hos headshot style. Preferrably in the leet videogame known as Halo, or any sequels.

"I'm such a dirty ho because cody just fucked me up headshot style. That kid must be HEADSHOT CERTIFIED!"

by BiggestC Hizzle September 20, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Forklift Certified

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.

I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023

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certified twenty

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.

Yo, check out the certified twenty in the corner ova there.

by Elaine April 16, 2005

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Certified Ripper

One that drives like hell on any road

Chris is definitely a certified ripper.

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020

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J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 17, 2008

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