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Sexual Checkers

A board game where you play checkers, only using reproductive organs, so I guess it's not really playing checkers at all.

He wanted to play backgammon, but instead we played sexual checkers.

by Sir Zurr November 3, 2008

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pecker checker

A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.

The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.

by SHOGGOTH_KING January 21, 2013

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stripandbendover checkers

1. A smartass way to try to get someone to have sex with you.

Blue: Hey, we should play stripandbendover checkers.
Pink: NO WAY!

by kawaiixwolf December 26, 2009


Fact-checker

A Propagandist working for a company that pretends to find the facts to various stories and claims. They often spread misleading and or false information for a group or Government. They will often use semantics and nitpicking to label a part of a statement that has little or nothing to do with the point the statement was trying to express, so that they can label it as false in their headline to make those who just see only the headline think the entire statement was false.

The Fact-checker claimed Ashley's Biden diary claiming sexual abuse by Joe Biden did not exist and was Russian propaganda but then Joe Biden had the FBI try to seize the diary from the Journalists proving that it did exist and that the Fact-checker was lying.

by NorthKoreanSlave July 4, 2022


Slovakian Checkers

The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.

“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.

by DR Shotta May 12, 2021


Checkers Special

A type of intercourse in which one individual takes another to checkers (the fast food establishment). Doesn’t get them food, fingers that person in the trunk of their vehicle and then drives that person back home.

“The young Canadian boy took his tinder date to checkers and gave her the checkers special.”

by Aldar Beedo June 26, 2021


basket checker

The process of cupping a dudes balls to evaluate the size and stature of the product “at hand” heheheh

Luke is such a basket checker, I saw him grope Jeff’s balls to compare the size of their packages.

by LukeyPukeyBC December 23, 2017