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When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?
"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"
When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
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The most delicious food in the world. Made by cmmcclub, founded by Matt Cronin and Carolyn McCandless. They are made in the cheesy mccnugget co. Where mcnuggets are are filled with melted cheese and are packaged.
Avery: did you try the new cheesy mcnuggets from mcdonalds they're delicious!
Matt: of course I have I made them they are so amazing!!
According to BadBoyHalo, he loves cheesy fries. The McDonald's Cheesy Bacon Fries feature the chain's signature French Fries, topped with cheddar cheese sauce and applewood-smoked bacon bits. The cheese sauce delivered a robust, creamy cheddar flavour that tended to overwhelm the distinctive flavor of McDonald's Fries. Texture wise, it has a smooth creamy consistency.
🧀🍟BadBoyHalo loves cheesy fries
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Cheesy P otherwise know as Le Fudge is the true gypsy king who could bate the head off Mike Tyson anyday just for the craic. Can sniff penny's from a mile off and has the best Jew lazers the world has seen. Despite having a tiny mickey, don't get comfortable as he will steal your missus in a second with his fudgy scent and Adidas appeal.
Jesus "Is that Cheesy P coming?"
Rabbi "Oh no, I better run or he will steal my pennies"
When a hand job is given but there is residue/dust on the hand from a cheesy snack such as Doritos, Wotsits or Cheetos.
Myles: "How did the date go last night?"
Ant: "It wasn't going too well until she whipped out the Wotsits and gave me a Cheesy Roger "