chem

short for chemistry also known as the devil's creation.

Caroline: hey Kat, what do you have next?

kat: hell.

Caroline: oh, chem

Chems

Cheers Ems

Emma: I got you a coffee!
Sarah: Chems!!!

Chem

A donkey with abnormal legs

I saw a chem near cloud

Chems

One of the best World of Tanks players, truly a GOAT

Random Fangirl: OMG CHEMS I LOVE YOU PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN

Chem-Dip

A sexual position including the use of methamphetamines on the genetalia. The penis will be frosted with powdered amphetamines, then inserted analy into the female. With or without her knowledge of frosting.

Shall we smoke a bowl, or will you chem-dip me please?

Pre-chem Shek

A phase when students are breaking down before exams, typically in denial of previous procrastination and unable to accept failure

honestly we’re s4, I don’t want that grade, but I don’t wanna enter my pre-chem Shek phrase the most - v chan

Pre-chem Shek is now an official adjective

chem carol

bitch

Hey you got a 65% on ur chemistry lab. but dont worry, life will be all better and letz do the next lab. Don't worry about it. Just relax. I hate indian people. I'm british.