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A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
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This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!
RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.
Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
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A clip chimp is a Twitch user who creates and shares out-of-context clips from a streamer's channel. Clip chimps often share their clips on Reddit, Twitter, and other social media sites, hoping to embarrass streamers and gain karma.
In 2018, Twitch launched a feature called Clip Champs. Twitch users can earn Clip Champ status by clipping and sharing videos from a streamer's channel. After the user's clips get enough views, they are named a Clip Champ for that channel.
Surprising no one, many Twitch users immediately sought out the easiest way to earn Clip Champ status. Often, this involved either spamming poor quality clips or deliberately clipping and sharing moments that, when viewed out-of-context, made a streamer look ridiculous. The Twitch community eventually coined the term clip chimp to describe these absurd, status-seeking users.
"Holy wow, look how many clips SpamGuy has created!
"Ah, yeah, he's a total clip chimp. I don't understand it."
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Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"
Being so loud/crazy/out of control/obnoxious that one can be described as a primal animal; chimp.
Jack: *runs around the room screaming*
Joe: Shit man, Jack is really chimping out
Karen: Yeah bro, he's chimpinnn
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Another term for male masturbation.
I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.
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