Chip

Term used in golf ; usually Chip around putting green ; Small Short shot ; Guy who drives Hour away to play golf instead of playing home Course because of what ifs And what could've beens !!! Golfers who are their own worst critics someone who is so smart that they are the dumbest when comes to commonsense !!!

Hey that was well played chip, Chip
I can't Chip the ball today !!

Hey Chip , my phone bill is way to high !!

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chip

A quick hit, usually to the face or chin. To punch or jab someone.

Yo I swear da next time I see dat nigga imma chip him

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chip

Generally a small piece of fried potato.

In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.

In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.

If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.

Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?

A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.

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chip

to donate money, typically for beer

If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.

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Chips

basically...you SUCK!

This nigga is chips

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Chipped

To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.

I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.

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chip

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.

1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!

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