the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers
Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P
Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".
Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....
a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.
Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.
A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.
Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!
A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"
Dude, you have a choad........
Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel
Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.
Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!
Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....
Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!