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Christopher is a natural born bassist, a passionate hat-collector and spaghetti lover!
Person1: Dude, do you know Christopher?
Person2: You mean that boy who calls his bass his girlfriend and brings spaghetti to school for lunch? ..Sure i know him, he kicks ass!
Person1: And what's about the hats he's always wearing?
Person2: Some people say that his hats are war trophies, others say he stole them from the wallmart...
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An amazing outstanding boy who is extremely kind and attractive. When you fall in love with a 'Christopher' you will forever. 'Christopher's' have naturally large genitalia. They are a match for somebody who is a 'Lucy'
Wow, i love him because hes such a christopher
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A typically emotionless person, only showing true emotion under extreme circumstances. Typically antisocial and addicted to technology, you will most likely never notice him. If you pick an argument with him, do know that he will be pick a ouiji board. You must finish the argument before leaving it he will haunt you until the end of your days. He also likes puns.
Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!
Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.
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A person with a huge penis probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet. A really funny person and probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet
Christopher is the best person ever
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One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.
He's being such a christopher.
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Christopher is the type of guy that when he is young he is sweet and funny, but when he grows up he that realizes he has a big dick and grows up to be a porn star.
holy shit girl that dick was a Christopher for sure.
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Guy with a fairly regular sized, but very pretty penis.
Christoph can fuck.
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