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A brand of cider written about in a song by smosh and is made to sound like “dicks inside her” can be used as an insult or an inside joke
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Someone who doesn't drink beer and only prefers to drink ciders.
Dan: Hey John, please go buy us some drinks and by the way don't forget to also buy some Original Sin for steve.
John: Why? Won't he drink Heineken like the rest of us?
Dan: No, he's a cider-sipper.
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A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.
Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.
Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.
'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'
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An amber colored mixture consisting of 2/3 month old bong water that had been used 3 times daily, and 1/3 piss with a cigarette butt floating in the bottom
Usually put into an empty tea bottle
Like a good tequilla, bong cider's cigarette butt in the bottom is the worm
"That's not tea, it's a smelly bottle of bong cider!"
"It's the ultimate stink bomb..."
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Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
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A term used to describe a girl who has an attractive body and an unattractive face.
"Hey, that girl has a hot cider face."
"What is a hot cider face?"
"Everything is hot...'side her face!"
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