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In short the most amazing sweets known to human kind.
A clever piece of production by swiss giants nestle, in that of creating a spin off sweet to the classic polo mint, the polo citrus sharp takes the form of the conventional polo mint but has a strikingly sharp and satisfying taste.
James:'My life is so shit, the only good thing i have is this tube of polo citrus sharps'
Morgan:'You got that right, dem is tasty can i have one?'
James:'HELL NO!'
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when the man uses a slice of fruit, possibly a slice of cantaloup or lemon and inserts it in his girlfriend vagina quickly. the fruit then burts inside the vagina and the man then proceeds to like the juice out to prevent infection.
i accidentially gave my girlfriend a citrus burst and i had to clear her out so she wouldnt get infected.
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Just about that best damn thing that has happened to Citrus County. Located in Inverness, where to famous Cooter Fest is held every year yee-haw.
Citrus High is one of the three high schools located in Citrus County and is by far the BEST. Our kids know how to party and how not to contract AIDS. They get along with everyone and can make anyone laugh.
one what school you go to?
two citrus high school
one awesome! wanna party?
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The worst middle school in existence. The teachers play Flocabulary all the time, there's a strikingly large population of basic white kids and thotties, lots of radical feminists, kids who like dead memes, and quite a few strange teachers.
Kid: "Citrus Springs Middle School is the worst school. Today I got bombarded by a bunch of twinks who think there's more than two genders"
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The suckiest school on Earth. The moment you enter its gates the squirrels that live in the gutters begin to suck your soul until it gradually disintegrate into nothing. But they have a pretty kick ass jazz band.
Jonny-Dude I hate this county
Adrianna-Yeah especially our stupid school
Jonny-Citrus Springs Middle School
Adrianna-Ahhhh!
Jonny-What!?!
Adrianna-The name makes my soul burn!
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A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
Citrus springs middles basketball team this year is the worst while I was watching them at practice there were multiply girls that can’t throw the back and obviously for their game Thursday against crystal river citrus is obviously gonna lose I think their coach is nuts because all the girls are short😆
Citrus Springs Middle school Basketball Team🏀 coaches are dumb for basketball and so are the players
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