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Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog
Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke
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A mega-badass. Saxophone master. Conductor extraordinaire.
Randal Clark busted out the most mindblowing sax solo I've ever heard.
An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!
"I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
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When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.
'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.
'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
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Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.
Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.
Getting intimate as fuck. Nothing stops you, you'll fuck them in front of everyone if you have to
Maya: GET A ROOM!
Rachel: They are too clarked!! they wont move for shit!
Taymar: HORNY BITCHES!
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When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.
Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.
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