The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.
Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
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A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.
See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.
Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?
Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.
Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?
Dan: Yeah.
Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.
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An Asian grandmother.
I fuck that cling clang last night.
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Bubby's nickname from "Bad Boy Bubby", the movie
"Hi I'm Bubby, the cling wrap kid !
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Some clinger who lays in the bed and rubs his big, hairy, belly - and tells you how much he loves his big hairy belly and then pokes his finger around in his belly button and then sticks his finger in his mouth.
Dare: What are you doing?
Clint: ohh just pulling a "big belly clinger"
Dare: What's a big belly clinger?
Clint: You know, just sittin here, rubbin' my big belly and thinkin of how much i love it. Look at this *pokes finger in belly button - sticks finger in mouth* MM MM GOOD!
Dare: Gross!
Clint: Wanna order a pizza?
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An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).
Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
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When someone says ur bad at a game so u burn their house down and eat their pretzels
Yo OZYBOi donβt make me cling clang bang ur house
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