Clock

Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL

An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.

Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.

Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."

John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*

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Clock

An item you use to to tell what time it is. They can be very decorative, and handy to tell you what time it is.

I like the clock in my house

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Clock

When a woman's clitoris is so big...it looks like a small cock. Or when a man's cock is so small...it looks like a big clitoris. A clock!

He/She had a clock!

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Clocked

clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.

"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"

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clocked

to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol

"she clocked onto you nicely..."

"i used to shot until boydem clocked me"

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Clocked in

This phrase is used when you are accompanied by fellow friends in a hottub at night.

This hottub is so nice, Jimmy! We are clocked in.

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The Clock

When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.

"I was going to have a fun time last night, but then he decided to do The Clock."

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