strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high

Top thrill dragster at Cedar Point

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Boner Coaster

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you see a ridicuously hot chick that makes you instantaneously pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, and so on. Similiar to the peaks and valleys one would experience on a roller coaster.

"Dude, you see that chick in the mini-skirt? I'm totally riding a boner coaster right now."

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loler coaster

The Funniest roller coaster out there, that jsut so happens to be so funny that you must combine the words rollercoaster and lol to get the meaning across

dude lets ride that loler coaster

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YOLO-Coaster

1. The array of positive emotions experienced while one is performing acts only justifiable by the lifestyle choice described by the phrase "You Only Live Once (YOLO)".

2. A constant chain of YOLO-style acts. Normally results in legal punishment of some kind.

(After getting arrested) "Dude, we just got off the YOLO-Coaster. Damnit."

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coaster effect

Apparently, it’s when you wake up after a bender and have a drink. As soon as you take your first sip, you suddenly feel inebriated once again

“Man, I’m so hungover”
*Crack’s beer*
“Wooooh, coaster effect!!!! Let’s fkn gooo!!!”

muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.

Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.

Coaster Rap

Created by Youtuber Sean Evans of Lift Hills and Thrills, Coaster Rap (CRAP for short) is a parody rap track exclusively about theme parks / roller coasters

Man, that new coaster rap just dropped harder than an SLC Vekoma