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Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your transcript.
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After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.
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A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.
What you do at college today dear?
not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another
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An institution that provokes higher learning after secondary education with extracurricular activities made availible to students.
The daily meeting of Pot Smokers/Nymphomaniacs Anonymous will now come to order........
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A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.
Sleeping in college where you can be heard snoring is never good!
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Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.
I just graduated college, it took 5 years and im $100 thousand in debt.... WooHoo!
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Adjective: You become college if you attend college and constantly flaunt your extracurricular partying activities as if you are the only one who does it. These include 'Dave' concerts, binge drinking, drug use, and hooking up. A person who can identify with being college is normally arrogant toward their weekends, and can even be found yelling "college!".
After overhearing the kids talk about how drunk they got at the f'n Dave concert they went to, Eric stated "Jeeze, those kids are pretty college."
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