closet commie

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.

"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"

Commie-Nazi

Villains in one of the many McBain movies featured on "The Simpsons" who are afraid to fight. See Communist and Nazi

McBain: Go UNICEF pennies, help the poor children. Commie-Nazis!

Commie-Nazi Pilot: I surrender!!

McBain: Not so fast! (breaks his neck)

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commi-nazi

oxymoron. communism is to the left, whereas fascism (nazis) is to the right. both are authoritarian, and both are very extreme. but it proves, again, that the left is muc better than the right... stalin or hitler?... we all know the answer.

Dude, youre a COMMI-NAZI liberal...lets go to walmart in our escalade!!!

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commy slut

A slut in which fully supports communism or is just a cunt

Eli Gange is a huge commy slut

commie tommy

This is the WWI I era Soviet Union submachine gun, the PPSH-41.

The advancing Soviet troops used their 7.62 Commie Tommy guns to mop up German infantry rear guard.

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damn commie

Rule 8 of /r/MURICA subreddit.

Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.

'Murican 1: I ain't no Commie.
'Murican 2: "I ain't no DAMN Commie." Rule 8 Patriot!

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domestic commie

Someone who is either selfish or selfless by the fact that when one member of the household receives a gift that it should be used and enjoyed by everyone.

1. Call me a domestic commie, but I want a nice jacket that will fit both my sister and myself for my birthday.
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!

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