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When your arms hurt after a concert due to holding them up for so long.
After seeing Alesana live I got a bad case of concert arms
When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".
Dumbass guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets pissed if someone in the crowd hurts her.
Guy1:
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!
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The first time you've ever been to a concert
Paramore took my concert virginity
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The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.
It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!
(3 hours later)
Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
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A girl at a concert who sings along to every song as obnoxiously as possible and thinks she's a diva. Usually has a bad bleach blonde dyejob.
Concert sluts are mostly fans of pop and country.
Guy: Hey check out those concert sluts standing on those chairs.
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Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.
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