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a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}
"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"
"yea, the teacher went crazy."
"you grounded?"
"until i move out -___-"
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Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.
We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.
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Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.
Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...
originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.
in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.
milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!
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One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.
Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.
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Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.
Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.
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When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.
You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature