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A more aggressive version of clam slamming
We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.
Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
A British expression for a stupid person
Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.
A conk is what ever you want it to be
Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.
example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.
A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.
I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.
A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context
Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.