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A construction wife is for the construction worker that is working away from his home. This applies to the 100 mile rule of traveling. She is the living to do laundry provide meals and comforts while away from home
At Joe's hospital stay he was visited by his real wife at the same time his construction wife was in the room.
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Construction Language:
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
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Words you throw around to confuse people, when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Usually accompanied by phrases like: 'The harsh reality' and 'To contextualise' depending on the level of confusion to be instilled.
The harsh reality is that the inherent construct of thus project is just not defined or understood. We first need to contextualise the relevancy before moving forward.
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Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.
We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!
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pretending to inspect random site equipment to look busy at work
Piet is clearly on construction Safari today
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A woman who uses tools to her advantage.
Dante: "Dude Allison is such a Construction Worker, she played me like card."
Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that
Dante:True
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Very similar to constructive criticism.
Constructive Rage is rage that is used in order to point out a negative characteristic in someone or something that you would like the perpetrator to alter. Unlike constructive criticism, however, Constructive Rage focuses a lot more on the use of emotive language, and profanities.
Useful in arguments to attach the blame to the other party.
Constructive Rage is usually used for the greater good.
Common formats of Constructive Rage:
"I wish you wouldn't <insert issue at hand>, you're so <expletive><adjective>."
"I wish you wouldn't text me at 2am, you're so fucking annoying."
"You know how <expletive><adjective> you look when you do that, right?"
"You know how fucking stupid you look when you do that, right?"
"<Expletive/blasphemous statement>! You really know that <present tense expletive> me off, don't you? Why the <expletive> do you persist?"
"Jesus Christ!" You really know that fucks me off, don't you? Why the fuck do you persist?"
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