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A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.
Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?
Nah, he's a cop.
Honest?
Nah, he's an Oakland cop.
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An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.
A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.
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people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.
If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.
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To bust outta somewhere with some property that dont belong to yo ass.
"Is it cool to rap about gold if I told the world I copped it from ghana and mali (maaaaaallli!)"
-- Kanye West
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1) bullies with attitude that think they're tough cause they have guns and walkie talkie
2) bald, fat, ugly pigs that get their sallary from people that earn their money and yet take hapiness, respect, and freedom from people regardless of the law
3) racist biggots that dont deserve everything they get
gangstaz: that cops on patrol, lets ambush him, ill shoot out his tires, you open fire through his windshild
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Official harasser of the unsuspecting public.
The cop stopped the guy and took his information, 'cause otherwise he might actually have to work.
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Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.
I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.
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