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Courtesy music is music you play while you are having sex or masturbating, so your roommates don't have to hear the sounds.
The smooth man that he is, McLovin put an R&B CD on as courtesy music before he had sex with Tasha.
A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.
He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.
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When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.
Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!
Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.
(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)
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Every knight in shining armour deserves courtesy head as a reward for saving the damsel in distress. Actually almost any favour done for a girl can be rewarded with courtesy head, out of the goodness of her sweet little heart..
Tom helped Sarah move into her new house. Always being appreciative of others Sarah sat Tom down on her new bed and gave him the most rewarding courtesy head, until his hot load exploded inside her mouth.
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brewing another pot of coffee when you take the last cup so you don't fuck over the next coffee drinker to come along
Fat Albert always made sure to do a courtesy brew when he finished the pot of coffee.
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If a couple is left alone at home while you drive away somewhere else for awhile, when you arrive again, honk so the couple will put their clothes back on, stop making out, having sex, etc.
"Let's give them a courtesy honk before we go inside."
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The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.
Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"
NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
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