Covid

a mean name that the kids on 2030 will be calling the nerds.

f*ck off, Covid bish!

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Covid

Verb, can be used as a noun. Contained in one's home. Synonyms: house arrest, quarantining, isolation, probation.

Got caught with an ounce of green, now I'm covid. I have a huge pimple so I must go covid.

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covid

Stealthy and sly while also having a toxic personality. Misleading with an agenda. Manipulative.

Jenny is so covid, she gets Molly to follow her every move. She convinces everyone to give into her bullshit.

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Covidical

The time period you may have Covid19 germs all over everything after work before doing laundry and getting in the shower.

My clothes are so covidical, let alone my lips. Let me jump in the shower before you kiss me sunshine.

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covid

Fuck me daddy

pls covid

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Covided

covided
/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by dismiss from employment. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

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Covided

1) The act of making a virus or other biological weapons and releasing it to the public in order to push the NEW WORLD ORDER agenda of top 1%.

2) The act of using the COVID-19 virus to push out and effectively killing all small businesses so WALMART becomes the only place to shop.

3) Deliberately coughing, sneezing , drooling, or spitting on someone in order to spread your COVID-19 infection.

4) Taking a grueling, painful, and otherwise horrendous shit, thus eliminating the bowels of feces.

1) Way to go America! You COVIDED the whole world !

2) Damnit! Now we can only shop at Walmart now that the rest have been COVIDED out.

3) “That piece of shit just COVIDED all over me!”

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