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The Gooey Cowgirl is a move after climax that the male does to his whore. After a long sexual experience, the guy pulls his dick out of her right before jizz-time, but he lets loose into a 10-gallon hat that he either has laying around, or had on his head while ramming his whore beforehand. Then, he proceeds to put the 10-gallon hat on her head, which almost always results with his jizz rolling down her face. Sometimes, after the hat is placed on her head, the girl is told to shout, "YEE HAW!!!"
The Gooey Cowgirl was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his junior year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).
Whore: Oh baby, give me a Gooey Cowgirl, ooooh.
Guy: Yeah baby, yeah. Hopefully my load can all fit in the hat this time.
*Proceeds to give her a Gooey Cowgirl*
Whore: YEE HAW!!!
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When a woman gets into the cowgirl position (on top of guy straddling his manhood) without a condom. And just when he is about to climax she says "oh by the way I have herpes" and , then she tries to hold on for at least 8 seconds.
Dude that girl last night was down for everything, and when I got tired she offered to cowgirl rodeo for a while. I was like what is that and she said I'll show ya, and hopped on top after a minute though, she told me she had herpes!!! It took forever to throw her off...
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The preferred alias of one of Wales' most infamous sex offenders.
He walked up to us one day and requested that we call him "Daisy: daisy the cowgirl".
A great girl who likes to wear hoops and work at the farm, milk her cows, watch Barcelona play, likes Messi and sister James, is VERY allergic to peanuts she is very attractive and has a lot of friends like: daddy long legs, unfaithful sister, and daddy red head
Person 1: “hey look at that girl, love a cute sister”
Person 2: “yep that must be sister cowgirl
When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere
Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.
I heard she was a freak, but then she pushed me back and started riding me dirty cowgirl style with out even using any lube. It was nuts. I think she ruined normal sex for me.
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This is a sexual position usually referring to a straight couple. The man is lying supine (flat). The woman is straddling the man but is on her knees, as opposed to squatting, which is hard and makes your legs burn.
When Amber is really tired she loves to do the lazy cowgirl. It's her favorite sexual position.
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