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A term most recently derived from the last name of a man who had much to do with the popularity of the toilet His name was Thomas "Crapper" and American GI's during WW1 stationed in England would use these toilets with Crapper's name engraved upon them. Eventually, they coined the term "crapper" and "crap".
Sir, may I be excused from the war periodically while I go use the "Crapper"?
This trench warfare bullshit is scaring the "crap" outta me!
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One who uses old freakin' easter candy for halloween.
Why you lazy crap for crap!
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Insult created by Strong Bad.
"You stupid crap for crap!"
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Craps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.
If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.
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A word that I use alot but cunts accuse me for swearing
Me: crap!
Mum: don't swear
Me: I didn't swear
Mum: it's not a swear word but it's a bad word still
Me: whatever.
to talk for a long time in a boring way
I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.
(verb; present tense)
Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.
Can be incorporated into appropriate context.
"Crap on this, I'm going home!"
"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"
"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"
"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."
"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"
"Crap on this, let's leave!"
"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"