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To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.
"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"
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The Four Way Crimp is an unprecidented 'extended' crimp( a musical rap-like nonsense poem) performed by Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Naboo and Bollo of The Mighty Boosh in series 3, episode 'The Crimp' when they are challenged to a 'Crimp-off' by impersonators Lance Dior and Harold Boon of The Flighty Zeus.
Vince, Howard, Naboo and Bollo smashed the Flighty Zeus up with their Four Way Crimp!
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having adverse affect upon one
you living here is "crimping my style"
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a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.
my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.
the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the needle in the haystack of all motha fukn words
living dreams, the times are good, great, amazing pretty much crimping (Mothafunk'n crimps)
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Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.
My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.
Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.
- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.
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