Random
Source Code
Random
When you have anal sex with a woman who is also on her period and she gives you a blowjob to finish.
She was super horny on during shark week. Gave her some anal and finished the deal with a Crimson Brownie.
The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Strait of Gibraltar."
when a woman is on her period and has diarrhea, fuck her in the ass and give her a creampie. Mix it all together and eat her out.
bloody shitty cummie ass eating crimson moonpie
Throwing a bloody tampon at someone's face.
Dude, she just crimson missiled that bitch!
When you fuck a girl on her period and she starts queefing
“Wicked crimson falcon babe!!”
A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
11👍 2👎
A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:
FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist
MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.
Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.
Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.
27👍 8👎