Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.
Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.
"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."
"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."
Leather sandals that are worn by men. They are flat birkenstock type with cork footbed. Can be work with or without socks.
Timmy was decked out on the way to the Georgia Bulldog game. He had his Budweiser hat and Jew Cruisers and was ready to roll.
34๐ 17๐
Air jesuses.
Yo where u get dos air jesuses?
18๐ 8๐
The most mistaken vehicle on Earth. It is not a POS Land Rover. This is the real vehicle that traverses the toughest terrain on Earth. Not the one that traverses the warranty department at its local dealership
Yo, that Land Cruiser is running. Must not be a Land Rover.
8๐ 2๐
a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
51๐ 29๐
A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
5๐ 1๐