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Speaking with anything in your mouth...anything!!
(Guy speaks while eating food) you dude I don’t understand or speak crumble mumble.
TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.
I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.
Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.
4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:
"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.
That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.
He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.
the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,
in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.
1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.
1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!
That feeling of gratefulness filling you up when something kind happens in the world and catches you off guard
I had a humble crumbling in my heart when I saw those of kids feeding the tiny cat.