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gut-cruncher

a very gory and violent movie, which causes stomach upset especially when it shows cannibalism, disembowelment, and any sort of graphic violence.

Anyway, 1979 film " Mountain of the Cannibal God " is kind of a throwaway in the world of cannibal gut-cruncher films.

2. Some have only heard it as the notorious gut-cruncher in the tradition of " Last House on the Left " and " I spit on your grave ".

by Rick Thurman February 1, 2011


sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out

The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!

by one ass face February 16, 2011


clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

by japseye September 8, 2007

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Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell April 1, 2010

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crap cruncher

Another term for a homosexual male

"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."

by Kunstable January 1, 2008

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Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 15, 2019

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Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

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