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1. Someone who loses interest in the early stages of a relationship without clear reason.
2. Asshole.
-Hey, what happened to that guy you were dating?
-I don't know, he hasn't called me in a few weeks...
-Man, what a butter cruncher.
An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.
Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.
God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.
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Another term for a homosexual male
"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."
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(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.
-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."
-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"
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A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time
She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.
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People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.
He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.
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