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A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.
Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.
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A significant other who you are okay with throwing under the bus.
“Sure he called my wife ugly, but I regard her to be a Heidi Cruz and am more than willing to throw her under the bus.”
WHEN A TRAITOR ABANDONS HIS STATE AND OR COUNTRY DURING A DISASTER TO SEEK SAFE HARBOR IN MEXICO
Fled Cruz sure booked that flight to Cancun pretty fast when things hit the fan in Texas!
A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
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A kick-ass town in California. It's in the Monterey Bay area, right on the coast in central Cal. Laid-back, great surfing, awesome local bands (The Expendables, Dub Congress, Antidote). It's also known for all the stoner hippies that live there.
"Hey man, Santa Cruz is the place to be, I'll never leave."
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A wonderful town in California. Home to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, UCSC, The Mystery Spot, and many wacky people.
THE REAL AND ORIGINAL SURF CITY, USA.
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