cubicle art

Cartoons, Pictures, and other documents placed on the walls of a cubicle to counteract the mind-numbing creativity sucking corporate grey or beige that drain your will to live.

"I had to take down my cubicle art because my boss said, "being an individual is not ok"."

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Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes

1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap

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cubicle speed

caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.

Coffee, caffeinated tea, xenadrine pills, caffeine pills, starbucks lattes, etc.

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cubicle farm

A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction

a cubicle farm may be worse than school if i say so myself

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cubicle dweller

someone who works in a cubicle and has no clue what goes on outside of it. similar to a cave dweller.

that dumb ass cubicle dweller has no idea how the wharehouse works.

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Cubicle Zirconia

Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia

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Dutch-Cubicle

This phenominon occurs when an employee residing in his cubicle begins to flatulate with such fortitude that the inner walls of his cubicle begin to marinate with the foul odor, retaining the smell in the small confinement of the cubicle. At times, the smell can last for hours, actually gaining in strength with time.

"Baxter sure is marinating in his Dutch-Cubicle today... I guess the Chilli special for lunch was a bad idea."

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