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The most pathetic creature in all of the United States. It's had sex with nearly 60 men (and possibly women) and it's uterus is rotting out due to over exposure. The creature (still in teen years) likes to experiment with many drugs including Dope, Cocaine, Weed, and Herion. Pills are a possibility. The creature will act like a five-year-old in many cases and thinks laxatives are the next big thing. Refrain from becoming friends with this piece of Sh*t because it will only use you for what you want and make you do thing so it will stop whining. Avoid even making eye contact.
Chloella Cumshot is much like a Furby.
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A huge cumshot that covers a female pornstar's face, and gives the appearance muck on her face. Best known in O.G Mudbone videos.
Fuck that was a mucky cumshot!
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when,at the end of sex,a man splashes and smears his semen onto the woman's belly and/or pubic area for rubbing on.
last night my husband gave me a great belly-cumshot
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During sex, the man has reached climax many times and has ejaculated on her/his body countless times. The man feels so happy and the feeling is so discreet for him that it is a mans destiny and oasis.
OMG, Josh. You have me covered in cum! This must be your 'cumshot oasis'.
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You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.
Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!
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The act of pulling out of your partner immediately before reaching orgasm and shooting your jiz all over their face while screaming “Boomer!” In response, your partner screams, “Sooner!”
I was so worked up after the OU game, I gave my bitch an Oklahoma cumshot.
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using the residue from a anus as lubercant for titi fucking
after having dirty anal sex with my friends mom she was pleased when i preformed a kossover cumshot apon her breast
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