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Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.
I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.
Cursed Beans are beans in weird places.
Why.
Beans in a rifle?
CURSED BEANS!
person 1: who r u listening to
person 2: im listening to surf curse
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phenomenon in auctions where the person who wins usually pays more than the auctioned item is worth
Yea I went to an auction yesterday and they had this painting that I knew I could resell for $200 but some douchebag bid $1000 for it. Ridiculous. Whatever, dude just got a mean case of winner's curse.
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Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
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A cursed image is any image that can incite the 5 W's in a person, these 5 W's being, who, what, when, where and why. things like this missing from a image are what is supposed to make you really think and there should be no answer. a image can have these properties but not be cursed. a cursed image also needs a good vibe to it and is commonly a non photoshopped image that has been taken with a old camera or phone. the image has to make you really think for it to be cursed and there are aspects to a image that can make it especially cursed ex. trends like: flash from a phone in a dark place, random items placed in unusual ways, things not how they are supposed to be, and misuse of items. these factors commonly are attributed to a cursed image, but not always and a cursed image is widely up to interpretation and there is no real line or concrete definition. if your unsure about a image contact a person who is in common contact and use of cursed images.
i took this photo in weird lighting and it is very strange can you tell me if its a cursed image or not?
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Cursed Romantics are the most oblivious people on the planet. They are people that are good looking, confident, and get people to fall for them without even knowing it. These people are also great romantics who enjoy nothing better than being with someone, but never have the chance to do so because of the curse. The curse is a cycle of 9 steps.
Step 1.The person with the curse likes a person.
Step 2.The cursed person decides after spending a little time with the person that they are not getting the reaction they'd like from the person and try to move on.
Step 3.The cursed moves on to another person in an attempt to get over the last person.
Step 4.Person that the cursed liked originally realizes that they have extremely strong feelings for the cursed.
Step 5.Cursed obliviously follows after 2nd person, who is also not getting the relationship they want.
Step 6.This following of another person by the cursed causes the original liked person to become sad and hearbroken, especially since the cursed to too oblivious to notice that they original has finally returned their feelings for them.
Step 7.A long time later, the oblivious cursed romantic will found out that their original person liked them back. They will try to go after that person.
Step 8.Only to find that person dating a person that is one of your friends but lesser than you (not as good looking, fatter, drab, ect.).
Step 9.This causes the cycle to start over again.
Girl 1: " Did you hear that Steven never had a girlfriend? He seems like the kind who would have had a lot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's not like he's gay, he's just a cursed romantic."
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