Curtain Call

Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.

John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."

Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."

John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"

Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."

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Cum Curtains

Huge, fake eyelashes.

Dude, I jizzed in her eye, but her fucking cum curtains blocked it!

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

Beef Curtains

the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!

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shower curtain

After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.

Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?

Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.

Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!

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Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

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Penis Curtain

A derogatory word for a foreskin

1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"

2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"

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