Cut toppin boul off

The end all be all phrase to reject, insult, forget, forgive.

Having the best day of your life needs to be topped off by looking at your boss, flipping him off and saying "cut toppin boul off" with a crass smile. Having the worst day of your life needs the same thing. No boos to flip off? Flip your dog off. Cut toppin boul off! #CTBO

Michelle Obama: Look at that youngslut on the grassy knoll sweetheart.

Barack Obama: Cut toppin boul off.

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cut your head off

An insult used in New Zealand and Austraila. Apparently telling one to cut one's head off is a bigger shot to the balls than calling one a bugger.

American: Might as well cut your head off
Aussi: What did you just say ta me?
*Ameircan has his arse handed to him.*

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first cut them off then flip them off

The phrase is used as advice for impatient drivers (usually impatient, incompetant yuppy sorts in overly expensive cars) who hesitate when a much slower car approaches the intersection (usually driven by an old fart with a handicapped sign on the mirror). If the yuppy waits, he will inevitably be trapped behind the slow old fart for a long time. Thus the advice, "first cut them off, then flip them off" intended to not only offend the other driver by cutting them off, but also to infuriate them by giving them "the bird" immediately thereafter. A totally un-called-for move which is very hilarious, it is also summed up by the phrase, "those who hesitate, wait". Either phrase perhaps best summarizes the attitude of extreme, offensive driving- skills not taught in your average Driver's Ed Class.

"Frank slowed down at the intersection, but when he saw that handicapped sign on the approaching car in the cross traffic, he gunned it without stopping. As the tires squealed around the corner, he rolled the window down and flipped off the cross traffic. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied, "first cut them off, then flip them off". Man, Frank is an asshole!"

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the person who cut you off

A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.

Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.

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cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

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Cut my fingers off

Cut my fingers off so I won't text someone.

I want to text him so bad, Cut my fingers off!!

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Cut that bitch off like a fish

girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.

"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"