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That moment when you have taken so much cocaine you go full retard
Damn nigga, ma nigga Tyrone went dakke dak last night.
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Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
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When Dak goes to DnD with his friends and smuggles a vibrator up his ass. The vibrator is attuned to his dice so that every time he rolls, the "William the Bloody" turns up to 10.
" bro, do you hear that? Pretty sure it's the sound of Dirty Dak's anal vibrator..."
A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.
I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease
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To slide into power; take control smoothly
Donald Trump just pulled a Dak Prescott on Obama. We're all gonna die.
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The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.
boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
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A term used when people are making fun of other people who think that sexting is cool.
guy 1: hey man whats up?
guy 2: nothing, just sexting my girlsfriend.
guy 1: haha Dak Borsh is the best.
guy2: ?
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