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A stupid freshman who thinks HE is all that Because he pierced his own lip and now its infected, and he thinks he is da shit because he listens to My chemical romance, Hello! they are like so 3 years ago!
That kid is soooooo Dallas.
He thinks he so cool because hes a Dallas.
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A word made into a group in Early 2009 starded by a guy and his mates calling a stoned and drunk kid passed out on his floor the kid then went around calling everyone the word then it got quite popular on the night of Mardi Gras in Sydney a group starderd calling them selves dallas with the kid in it claim to be all born with the name in Darling Harbour Playground across from Maccas in the Sand pit.
That night the group travelled all threw the city looking for Weed having there big adventures in Oxford Street biggest Queer area ever and Kings Cross full of Sluts pedos psychos junkys and wogs however threw the whole night they had no luck but however did have a epic time in the process coming across the most strangest fucked up beings that night ended but more Dallas adventures came for the dallas gang.
As word spread threw to West sydney eg Burwood Strathy South Coast like Stanny park and Kiama and even the Sutherland Shire Thursday nights at Miranda Fair the word was said at least a thousands times.
The Word became very quite popular manily used now for kids who go out late have sick times seshing n graf and go on drug hunts anyone who was aganist this in all ways were called Sallads reverse of the word were a group of cowardly fags who whinge and are all usually straight edge kids who think drugs r bad and will kill you which is pretty much bullshit to the dallas kids which are the right ones every kid who is a sallad should probably go die in a hole or shot themselfs between the eyes or chop there balls off (Y) little pansy cunts
The story of Dallas was then made as him being the creator and God being a women when Dallas got lonely and puffed him out when he was smoking cones he told God to create everything then they had sex and had a child which was Sallad. Sallad hated everything about his father and wanted everything to be good and drugs to be illegal and bad it was beleived Sallad was the God of the Police which controls the 50 to be such fuckwit cunts and arrest you just for smoking a simple plant which grows naturally the gronks.
Dallas Lives still today!
Sam-oi Dallas bro have you got any chuff?
Jon-Nah man
Sam-Pills?
Jon-no
Sam-wtf? u serious well do u wanna come for a paint with me n the boys?
Jon-nah man i don't do that shit thats heps dumb n sketcy smoking and pills r for fags anyway i should call the cops on u to put ur asses in jail for doing that dumb shit
Sam-YOU CUNT! BOYS HE'S A SALLAD CUNT LETS FUCKING BASH THE GRONK!!!!
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Stupid idiot who is short and nerdy, doesn't have glasses, but knows too much
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THE cutest girl you will ever meet. She is FLAT chested, loves slime, and enjoys spending time with her family. She sometimes gets into drama but always finds a way out of it. She lives with her dad and cant really see her mother. Dallas LOVES having a fro but her hair has to be drinking the eco gel she puts in it to make the curls look GOOD. Dallas loves fake nails but not fake people. Dallas also likes strait hair....YOU BETTER RESPECT DALLAS OR THERE WILL BE A PROBLEM.....SHE MIGHT BE VERY SKINNY BUT SHE CAN STILL FIGHT.....POINT BLANK PERIOD!!!!!!
Dallas cowboys are winning the game
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Dallas’ are one of the finest boys on the planet. They also can turn to a freak and very hostile.
#Dallas’ have big dicks
Person 1: who’s that ?
Person 2: that’s Dallas
Person 1: he’s so fine 😍
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A fat wannabe skater who looks like a really fat chipmunk. falls in loves easily and stalks you until you have sex with him even though he has an STD. owns only 5 shirts and wears mandals that don't fit and his fat comes out of the sides on anything he wears. Major creeper who gets between people's relationships and get them to break up because he can't get one of his own. He is really greasy and never showers so he smells like 8 year old eggs.
Oh, I know! He's being such a Dallas. Geez, look at his fat rolls!
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A guy with crippling depression that fan girls over bands
Man that guy had Dallas crimpling depression
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