Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

Dandi-Balls

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.

During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?

Dandy Sex

Having sex in front of cameras

Did you hear Marie and Ben had dandy sex in the locker room at Lab?

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dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

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El Dandy

A Mexican jobber with a 33 pound hairdo.

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jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

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Mouth Dandy

50's slang for receiving a blow job.

Hey Hun, thanks for the swell martini. How about a terrific mouth dandy?