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The act of a step-father telling his child for the first time that he is not indeed the child's real father.
Father: Son, I have to tell you something.
Child: Yes?
Father: I am not your real dad. Your mom slept around in school and forced me to do a reverse Darth Vader. I'm sorry son.
Child: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."
"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"
"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"
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A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.
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Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
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When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap
Angry Darth Vader: Fuck that Skywalker!
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When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point
When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.
He's suddenly got darth vader syndrome.
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