Half a decade

This is five years

It's going to be I half a decade ago when I turn 15.

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

Decade Dip

When you hook up with someone who is of legal age and 10 years younger than you. Cannot be legally performed until you are 28 years old.

Yo son, I pulled off a decade dip last night with that hostess at the Cheesecake Factory. Booh yah!!

Decade Disgrace

Used to describe someone or something from a certain decade that was so terrible or infamous that people most likely want to forget it even happened.

Twerking, emojis, Donald Trump, bottle flipping, dabbing and most internet memes are a few decade disgraces that we most likely wanna forget about the 2010s.

203rd Decade

The decade will commence with the year 2020 and hopefully change the turn from shitty years like 2017, 2018, and 2019, to a new beginning.

Also, the decade in which people will get 20/20 or supervision.

Marv: "I'm finally gonna get 2020 vision!"
Harry: "Marv, the 203rd decade is gonna be worse than the 2010s..."
Marv: "No I mean I'm gonna get 20/20 vision!"
Harry: --

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

Mistreated for decades

And we wouldn't even be talking about it if Hamas hadn't raped murdered their way into the news-cycle.

Hym "Isn't it a little sad to you that they've been mistreated for decades and you spent those decades thinking your women and children wouldn't get raped and murdered over it and now... BAM! That delusion has been ripped away from you in one fell swoop? And ONLY NOW is it the impetus for change. Like... Hamas has been firing missiles into Israel for years... You DIDN'T NEED TO ERADICATE HAMAS... Until now... Because you thought your women and children wouldn't get raped and killed over it and they DID have that happen to them. Isn't it sad? And still the lesson hasn't been learned. Because you can kill Hamas all you want but it isn't going to do anything because you aren't fighting THEM you're fighting THEM IN ABSTRACTION. The PERPETUAL 'THEM.' And so long as the conditions that created the impetus for violence exist the rape and child murder isn't ABSENT in you society but, rather, IMPENDING. And you're going to do the same thing you do with school shootings and hyper-fixate on solving the 1st order problem (The physical ability for somone to do what they did) rather than addressing the actual cause. And beyond that, you're not actually even capable of engaging with the true cause. You're going to deflect to some amorphous 'craziness' or some ethereal 'evil' as the cause and you will do nothing to prevent things like happening in the future because you refuse to change the present in such a way that it will prevent things like this from being a desired outcome."