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If you were born in December your very hot,cute,sexy,loving,caring,and funny.
The doctor:when’s your birthday?
Me:December 7th
The doctor:okay...wait...LuCkY
The doctor:December birthdays are the BEST
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December is the month to celebrate Christmas. You may celebrate it the first day of the month, or on the actual day. It’s the month to get ready for the cold winter. And to also get ready for the presents and food. It’s also to celebrate New Years Eve! Whatever it is, just get ready to blast the Christmas music kids. And I don’t wanna hear any rap music. I’m not a karen, just, no.
Girl: 0Mg!!1!! ItS December!
Girl 2: oMG!!1!!1!1! yaYyyYyYy!!1!!
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This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.
Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!
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December 2 is national ditch school day
The day were you can purposely ditch school and it would be okay
Teacher: why was everyone absent yesterday
Student: it was December 2
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One of two vocalists in the metal band, Forgetting Skaro. Alex is a young musician from Sydney, Australia, described as one of the best low-toned vocalists of the year.
"I wonder how Alex December managed to become so skilled at such a young age."
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This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure you have the most prime picture possible.
Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!
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national tell your best friend you love them day
the day that didnt have a definition until i made one :(
me: hey best friend i love you!
best friend: i love you too, why are you saying it tho
me: because its december 6th!
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