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A female who resembles a texas deer: small body, but a huge rack.
Porn Star Crissy Moran is a texas deer.
Adam: "Hey Matt, check out that texas deer!"
Matt: "Nice. She must be a size 1, but those are at least size D boobs."
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formally known as queer lakes, deer lakes is filled with two faced sluts who can’t keep their hands to themselves. unlike every other school, the football team is awful. i’m talking dreadfully awful. i heard students wanted to save their money from the football tickets to buy air pods. if you’re lucky, if you go to deer lakes you won’t run into the hicks (tbh they are pretty scary). but you know you met the heart of deer lakes if you talk to the want to be models and the cocky football players who think that they are all that.
have you ever been to deer lakes?
no, i’ve only been to queer lakes. i talked to the hicks and ran away.
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Our almighty Lort above all. Deer Lort is out Lort and savior.
"Let's go spread the wurd of our almighty Deer Lort."
The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
You either know it or you don’t, there’s no in between.
My aunt really wanted to snow deer... but I recommend her to do otherwise.
Damn Kumar! That’s pretty snow deer of you.
Did you hear what Khallyn and Brett were saying about her? She pulled a Snow Deer on them.
boy version of camel toe, pants or shorts riding up there weener.
natalie: ewh, Mr. Smith has massive deer toe, his pants are like up to his nipples.
andrew: well thats what makes him cool, and he has really bad deer toe your right. :
natalie: ew, hes gross. =
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Of or relating to giant memory glands. Exclamation of giant breasts "female breasts". Large breasts that start small at the top and large at the bottom, hanging over the woman's stomach as a tick would exemplify the shape over a saturated deer tick.
Kyle: "Holy shit look at those DEER TITS"!
Cameron: "Dude what are you talking about"?
Brandon: "Its a pair of ginormous breasts"!
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