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The most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft.
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A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.
Adam: Trevor do you like al dente?
Trevor: No!
Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente!
Adam: Hahaha he so does.
Trevor: Al dente is revolting!
Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!
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When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.
Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!
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a penis that is half erect.
jon: hey trevor do you like al dente?
trevor: NO
adam: hey trevor do you like al dente?
trevor: NO!!
jon: hey trevor do you lik-
trevor: BUTTFUCK!
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An imporper spelling and pronounciation of the term: assodent.
DAMN IT! There's a fucking ass dent on my car!
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a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.
It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
Cameron's glass loving girlfriend.
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When a girl that wears a bra that is too tight, and her breast fat hangs over the edges. This creates small diagnal dents across her chest. Like a muffin top, but on your chest.
"Ohmygawd Karen, get a C cup so we dont have to see that lameass boob dent :P"
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