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Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

by Pepperiscute June 6, 2021


Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.

by jimNotjames July 20, 2021


Derk

Donkey Jerk

Guy 1- why are you being such a derk!?
Guy 2- wtf does that mean????

by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 12, 2018


Derk

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine

The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount

by Stone Pony January 3, 2022


Derk

Amazing and beautyful person.

Derk has a big penis

by Jaxcks December 24, 2016


Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 April 4, 2016


DERK

DiCK JERK

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK

by Tammaur May 22, 2018