bishops dilemma

It's a reference to a prince albert piercing as a bishop is also the tip of a penis and a needle going through it would be quite the dilemma

why the hell would anyone ever get a prince albert, its really just gonna end up being your bishops dilemma

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Balmy Dilemma

A word thats very fun to say. Eventually it loses its meaning after a few rounds.

Jennifer: Man, it sure is balmy out today
Megan: Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma!
Megan: Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Shit, what were we saying again?
Megan: LOFUCKINL

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Hedgehog's Dilemma

A rather uninteresting electro group from Ashland Oregon. Sounds like what you'd hear if you put two TVs on at the same time, one tuned to static, the other tuned to commercials and 50's movies, then stood between them with their respective volumes at 1.5.

I put on the Hedgehog's Dilemma album, and I wondered, "where the fuck is the music?"

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Orwell Dilemma

When something is put off until the next day indefinatly, it will never get accomplished.

If discussion of a George Orwell novel is put off until tomorrow everyday, it will never get discussed, hence the Orwell Dilemma.

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The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

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Bishop's Dilemma

A foreskin piercing that results in the foreskin becoming really tight when you get an erection because of irregular folds in the foreskin.

Check out my bishop's dilemma.

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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

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