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When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.
Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.
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Wario from Nintendo games. His moustache and Spanish-like tone all contribute to this popular nickname for the character.
Wario: It'sa me, DIRTY SANCHEZ!
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When a dude at a bar slowly rubs his hand on a girls back then going down her pants and slipping his finger in her butt. Later he rubs his finger across a friends face. They immediately know they have gotten a dirty sanchez.
Dude I still haven't washed my finger from that night. How did you like that dirty sanchez after the Jets game ?
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The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety.
Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez!.
in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring.
in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few!
Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts.
The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, and they tested the builders helmets by dropping larges bricks on their heads.
They also created sparks from massive saws and shot them into their balls, put cement on each other while they were sleeping, put a lock around Pancho and swallowed the key, hammered their hands to a board by the webbing of their fingers, bashed their testicles with hammers, and much more!
Dirty Sanchez is far worse then Jackass
infact, it makes Jackass look like the telletubbies
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a poop mustache resulting from certain sexual acts; also a delicious taco from Austin, TX.
Sometimes for lunch, Ryann just craves a Dirty Sanchez.
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when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha
yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez
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The English version of Jackass. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.
Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?'
Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.
Boy: But, but, it's-
Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-
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