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To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.
"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."
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Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.
Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.
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-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion
I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.
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After spend hours with an east indian family who are buying things for their home you give them the total of 12,000 dollars, to which they reply "I will give you 2000". So all the time you spent with them is not wasted you knock off a hundred or two dollars off the total to make the sale.
After spending all afternoon with them I finally had to give them a Hindu Discount just to make the sale.
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When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.
(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.
Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...