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The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school
Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.
What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.
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Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.
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i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while
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Proceeding with a particular course of action from beginning to end with unwaivering resolve.
"Oh! Ah! Oh yeah baby! Oh, OH! Go the distance baby! Ohhh! Ohhhhh! AHHHH! OH YEAH! AH AH AHhhhhhhhh......."
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A term used between online friends or people in online relationships. It’s something filled with a lot of hope but deep down you know it probably won’t happen.
“Maybe one day we can break the distance.”
“One day,”
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