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The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.
Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention
Producer- Make A Distraction
Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now
When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.
When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.
When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.
Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."
When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!
She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.
a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.
some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!
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a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.
After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.
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When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
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